Friday, December 17, 2010

How To Change A Casehard Combination Lock



Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies, I've seen ... I do not know about ... exactly twice. The first, in film, and the second a few days ago. The reason it has not seen more times is simple: my sainted wife of Quentin Tarantino's humor is not funny and find the right time for a film so unique is not easy and the truth, I had other things to think about.

Well let the mess.

Pulp Fiction, or how to organize a story about a toilet.

1. Vincent Vega Mia to dinner out with a 50's style restaurant. On returning home, Vincent goes to the bathroom, Mia takes time to poke his jacket, eating part of his drug and made to die.
2. Butch goes home to collect his gold watch, the idiot of his girlfriend, Fabienne, carelessly forgotten at home. Here you'll find Vincent to liquidate, but oh surprise, Butch comes at a time that Vincent is in the bathroom. Thanks to that little detail, Butch manages to liquidate.
3. Back at the apartment where Vincent Vega (again alive) and Jules have gone to young people who have stolen the briefcase of Wallace. Of (of course) bathroom, leaving a man without them being shot repeatedly, making Jules see the light and decides to change his life.
4. Jules and Vincent are in the cafeteria where the movie begins. Vincent gets caught across the scrub of the robbers in the bathroom! ideally creating a situation relatable.

So four Pipis and / or poop, and flashbackqueando galore and you have a masterpiece. Joia

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Campbell's Soup Scalloped Potatoes

I traveled back in time (seriously)

chance. Three days after writing a bland post about a possible triple impossible, is that I have had an authentic vintage experience .

I played renew your driver's license, for now just go to a medical center conductor where you do the same lamentable evidence provided, namely: you read those letters from there, you see all those colors? (Literal), etc, etc.

But one of the tests, the pure psychophysics has been great, how much I missed my dear Pitercio. It was a test computer. The first thing I see is a screen (full color) with very few characters of 8 bits. Then I look at the device that I manage, which is a rectangular box leaving two T-shaped handles with which I have to drive two dots moving on a sinuous lines, without straying, like children when color.

I look better on the computer. The Commodore brand screen is authentic and original, and the computer presto! Mitsubishi MSX, like this link.

While the girl, quite cute, I gave instructions, I just did not know what to say, if you make a joke about "the computer" on the joystick or on the progress of the color screens. Since I have been after the scare, I realize that it could have done a couple of glowing reviews, as this computer is older than you, or your mobile phone, and no matter which model I have, has at least 100 times more memory than the pileup. You could also mention that there is someone out there that give awards to one you are using the older computer. These secure the win.

secret I chose to enjoy the moment. The Indian seemed the Big Bang Theory. He was bowlegged, puzzled. Before me was a pileup that was launched in 1983, 27 years ago, she still gave use. The "joystick" was the least ergonomic thing I had seen in my life, and the software ... The software ... the only good thing can be said is that the lines ran smoothly, which was actually sufficient to their task.

The test was easy, but required concentration. In a display of technical mastery, the girl showed me the statistics that the app ... the programilla offered.
- Now you see how you did it. Very good! You've been inside the lines 99.6% of the time, that's fine.

I nodded, because after all I want is to get my card again, but I kept thinking that in a real driving situation, be inside the road is quite 99.6% dangerous. Also

taught me a couple more data, and it already had the potential of programilla, three data for each hand, and without abuse, which is just the 64k.

I guess the poor girl when she appeared for the first time to work.
- child, will you handle computers?
- Yes, Windows XP, Office Suite, Business Objects and I am manager of Oracle.
- michubichi What do you know?

Friday, December 10, 2010

What Do You Need To Build A Caravel Ship

your turn to write to you ... Whatever

're dining while viewing, for the fifty-fourth time, the Simpsons episode where Santa's Little Helper joins the Springfield police. Open a Greek yoghurt produced in Getafe and read at the top that has touched a De Lorean DMC-12, Fluzo with capacitor and all. Immediately the car keys displayed on the coffee table beside the plate of sausages that have taken many by dinner. The promoters of the contest, very cleverly, traveled through time to the future and found that I had touched you, and to impress, they prepared everything to give you the prize as soon as you discovered.

As you have nothing better to do on the weekend, you decide to give one volt of the Lord in those years, proving that yes, you have enough energy to return.

decide to go to the Middle Ages, because you expect them to call your car "iron horse" to comment on your clothing and, in short, easy to impress the locals. The goal is to become the benchmark for the arts, sciences and letters, the kings will seek advice and help them to solve their daily problems with your superior knowledge about everything.

Okay, I had good papers where prosperous cities and castles with me forever there in your car. The De Lorean, travels back in time, but not in space. When you arrive at your destination, put the date, and follow the procedure has been n times on TV.

First crap. You've made the mistake of traveling in the night time and you put the same arrival time. In the sixteenth century, at night, is not a preppy. Of course, the stars are happy to see them and feel the need to take a picture, but do not want to waste battery when maybe you can impress a girl with your Pentax 80 euros.

cover the car with branches because that is what made McFly in the movie, and sleep in the car thinking about the fantastic adventures that you will live. The De Lorean car proves to be an extremely disgusting to sleep.

Dawn, you're willing to go to the castle, introduce the King to tell the whole bit, take a picture, stay with staff and begin to direct the world.

Second shit. The De Lorean is not the most appropriate vehicle to circulate through the winding medieval lanes. Note to self: next time in a Land Rover. Overall, you'll walk away.

You reach the castle gate, the guards tell them you're a wizard who hallucinate and you want to see the King. To his disbelief will you take a picture with flash and 10 minutes and have the King watching with wide eyes. Le samples in the 2.5-inch display the photos you just do, and also some pictures of you with your colleagues in the XXI century. Accounts that can help you with your kingdom and that, apart from a degree course you've done marketing, team management, and master the social networks.

King flips, of course, and let go, well, point-blank: "Okay male, what can you do for my kingdom?"

And now is when you start typing what developments would be able to implement some degree of success if it suddenly appeared in the Middle Ages, and no more tools than you brainy and your desire to impress the girls / boys?